My dad sent me this joke, I'm sure I've heard it before, but it's been resurrected with the current presidential election in mind. I like it more now than ever...
Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and
John Edwards were flying to a convention.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know, I
could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, I could throw
ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred
$10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said
to his co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there'. I could throw all of them
out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'